friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?
me: no thank you
me inside: the thirst is real
i wanna open a female equivalent of a strip club like instead of naked ladies there would be attractive guys in suits with a good sense of humor to say nice things to the sad sad ladies that walk in
(Source: trilled)
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide just because there was a pebble in his shoe.
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
BOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
im trying so hard to break thi s art bloc..k….
sorry for the crappy quality of the camera, and the drawings, just some quick doodles about a conversations that me and ‘oncest4life’ had about her upcoming story which she so graciously allowed me to doodle :) Hope you guys get a laugh or something from this. (Jack’s trying to hide on the closet’s ceiling in case you couldn’t tell, I suck at this)
ALSO, guys, I’m 1 away from 200, I need you all to send in what you want as the thank you picture please!!!!!!
Yesssssss
“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
-Michelangelo
I could stare at this until I die.
(Source: weissesrauschen)
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural. Is not bad.
Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.
[kicks door in] i heard u talking shit about my favorite character